What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Who is John Galt?

So a seal walks into a club.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

taking out the trash... at night

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...