How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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eoin burgin is fat

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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