What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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