- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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