"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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