The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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what has genitial warts? me

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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