- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Take wrong turns

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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