- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

why was the cat black it was a black cat

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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