How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

what are you mike bibby?

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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