- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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