A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

whats hairy and crys your mom

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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