- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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