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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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