What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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A Serbian Film

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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