How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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