What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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