- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

why am I writing this...im bored

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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