Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Anti Joke

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