- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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