- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Im gay What about you

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Women can vote? WTF

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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