Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Psychics.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Anti Joke

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