- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Obama = ebola

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.