- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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