A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

I love pissing people off :P

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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