roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Male leadership.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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