Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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