- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

An Asian with a big dick.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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