- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you see theres this guy.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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