- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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