Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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I asked her where you were.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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