Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Nick Cannon

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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