How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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