- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Roses are flowers.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What do you call an blank test? an F

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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