What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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