An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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osama bin laden is dead

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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poopy is poopy

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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