- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Roses are flowers.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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rent a cops

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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