- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

hers a joke... japanese people

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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