- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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