go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Your so gay, that you like men!

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

A cat playing laser tag.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

why am I writing this...im bored

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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