- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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