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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Small Penis.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

i found waldo.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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