Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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