- Anti Joke

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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