Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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