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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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