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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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