- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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