- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Yellow People !!

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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