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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Whose your daddy? Not me

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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