Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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