- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

one stop shop

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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