- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Communism hehe xd

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

osama bin laden is dead

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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