- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

I asked her where you were.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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