- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why so serious ?

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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