Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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