There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

N-E Pats never cheated

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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