- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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