- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What if I told you.....potatoe

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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