- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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