This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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