Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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What? Huh?

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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su algato es en fuego

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not quite sure, but I just realized that my new pair of boxer briefs has ripped along the seam. Oh, and earlier this morning, I stubbed my toe pretty bad. The nail is all purple and the toe is all swollen, it was bleeding profusely until I put three bandages over the wound. It's still throbbing with pain. Oh, and also, a few months ago, I lost my job. It wasn't because I was constantly late or anything, it was more because as a server, I had been required to lift trays and stand and walk for the entirety of my shift. The only problem is, that about a year ago, I was involved in a serious car accident (once again, an occurrence that had not been due to my own actions). This car accident severed my spine in the L5 region. I can now barely walk for long periods of time, I find it impossible to run, I can no longer play sports and enjoy being a 21 year old male. I am in constant pain and it affects my breathing, my legs, the rest of my back, and also my teeth (due to the neurological connections dealing with the spinal cord). I am now currently looking for a new job, a more suitable job, to help sustain my hectic lifestyle. No, it is not a lifestyle of parties and what not, it is merely the lifestyle of living under roof and owning a used car. I have an alcoholic mother and my childhood was devoid a father. I raised myself, and to this day, I still have no family to help me through my financial struggles. I need nearly 2000 dollars in less than a week in order to pay all my bills, have my car fixed, and eat for another month. The only problem is, I have a dollar and 58 cents to my name. I wish I was this chicken, crossing roads, and what not, not just to get to the other side, but to live a better life. But, one can only wish.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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