- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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