What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

you see theres this guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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