- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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