- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Poker? I barely even know her.

H o m o comes out as homo

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

A russian gives away vodka.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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