- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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