- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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