Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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women's rights

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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