- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Do the roar!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

WNBA

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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