- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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