Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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