- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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