The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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