- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Charlie Sheen

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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