A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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hi penis ham telephone

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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