- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

I am a mime

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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