- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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