- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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