- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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