why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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