Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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your mum

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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