Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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woman's lacrosse

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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