- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What's 2+2? Fish

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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