- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Hail Hitler

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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