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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

osama bin laden is dead

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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