- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

a black man walks out of popeyes

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

White men's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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