- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

The New York Giants

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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