Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

pobody's nerfect

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Make me famous

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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