- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Gordon Brown smiles.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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