- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.