- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Yo mama so fat.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

why girl die cancer

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

my wife out of the kitchen

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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