Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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This is a joke.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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