- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Communism hehe xd

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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