A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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