Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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