- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

YOLO You only like Oreos

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