What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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well now

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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