- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

A van drives into a car.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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