Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Fat? Jesse Z

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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