why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Once upon a time a was born

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

you give like i give lomain

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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