- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A man walks into a vagina

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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