yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Adam Chebali is awesome

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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