An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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