- Anti Joke

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"