- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

I asked her where you were.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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