How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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say it ten times fast: oh

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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