Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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