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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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