- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A Duck walks into a bar.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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