What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Balls

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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