- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

i committed murder

black people swimming

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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