What stops a train? A missile

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Click here to end the world.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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