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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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