How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Robert Mugabe.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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