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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

osama bin laden is dead

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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