- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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