Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Jersey Shore.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Guest what in the butt

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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knock knock come in !

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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