- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

I literally died laughing

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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