- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

A bar walks into a man

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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