- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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