Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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