- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A praying mantis is very graceful

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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