- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Leave. Now.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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