Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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