- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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