What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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osama bin laden is dead

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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