Nice belt.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

i just pooped that is all!

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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