- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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