- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What do you call a blue chair A black person

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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