- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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