How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why? Because.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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