Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Your big dick.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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