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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

osama bin laden is dead

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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