HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How old are you? 7

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Romans rights.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Women's Rights.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

WNBA

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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