why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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So a bar walks into a man...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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