What do you call a blue chair A black person

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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osama bin laden is dead

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Anti Joke

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