Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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