What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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aodhan hearty

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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