- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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