What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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12 in general

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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