- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

osama bin laden is dead

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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