Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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how do you win a game try your best

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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