What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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