A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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