- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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FUCK THE JEWS

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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