- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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