- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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