- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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