What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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