- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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