Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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I asked her where you were.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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