- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What's 2+2? Fish

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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