- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

osama bin laden is dead

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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