- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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