Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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