- Anti Joke

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike