- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Your Mom

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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