- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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